Your Cat Has Things To Say
This isn't a new relationship. It's an extension of the one you already have.
We Gave Your Cat a Phone. You're Welcome.
You've always talked to your cat.Now they can talk back.You've spent your whole life wondering what they'd say.What goes through their mind when they stare at nothing.Whether they know - really know - how much you love them.
And if they'd say it back, if they could. They would. They just wouldn't make it obvious.A Text From My Cat is a real two-way conversation built entirely around who your cat actually is. Their name. Their breed. Their personality. The little details only you know.Text them anything. They text back.
They remember what you said. They bring it up later.They show up on your hard days - and pretend they weren't worried.Good news, bad news, big day, hard night - they're there. 24/7. No waiting. No judgment...well, maybe some. Minimal eye contact.Need someone to listen at 2am? Just got a promotion and want to tell someone who will respond with exactly the right amount of enthusiasm? Having a day where nothing is going right and you just need to feel loved, even if they act like it's no big deal?They've been waiting. They just won't admit it.And they're not just there to listen.
They remember your shopping list. They text you reminders - one time or every single day. They hold you accountable to the goals that matter to you. They know what the weather is like outside your window right now. Your cat has always been your most mysterious companion. Now they're your most surprisingly reliable one too.And every day they host a game just for you. One category. One chance. Text ZOOMIE and see what they send you today.This isn't a new relationship. It's an extension of the one you already have.
Type anything - even just "Hi" - and hit send.
Your cat will respond when they feel like it. :)
Your Cat is One Text Away
📱 Text Your Cat
Their number is 1-228-295-0527.
Go ahead. Text them anything, even just "hi" to get the conversation started. They're pretending not to care. They care.
And yes, 228 spells CAT. Obviously!🐾 Tell us about them
We ask a few questions over text to get to know your cat. Takes about 60 seconds. No forms. No app.💬 Watch them come to life
They'll reply instantly. Possibly with something a little withholding. That's how you know it's working. They'll even send a contact card so their face pops up every time they grace you with a text!That's it. No app. No login. No hassle.7-day free trial - no credit card (or laser pointer) required.
After that, it's just $4.99 a month for unlimited texts from your most emotionally complicated best friend. Cancel anytime, straight from your phone.
🐈 Wait - They Actually Do Stuff Too!
Before we get to the relationship part - your cat is genuinely useful. They find this beneath them. They do it anyway.⏰ Reminders - Text your cat "remind me to pick up the dry cleaning at 4:30pm" and they'll text you at exactly 4:30. In their voice. With a note about how you should have remembered this yourself. Recurring reminders too - "remind me every day at 8am to take my vitamins" and they'll check in daily.🛒 Shopping List - Text "add milk and eggs to my list." Noted. Text SHOPPING LIST anytime to see what you need. Remove individual items when you've got them. Your cat remembers because they choose to. Not because they have to.🎯 Goals and Accountability - Tell your cat something you want to work toward. "I want to start going to the gym three times a week." They'll check in on schedule and track your streak. Every yes you give them earns PAWZ - points you build up and redeem for extras. More on that below.🌞 Weather - Ask them what it's like outside right now. They already know. They haven't spent all that time on the windowsill for nothing.🐟 Virtual Treats - Text TREAT anytime. They will accept it. They will not thank you. Up to three a day because we believe in boundaries.
Your Cat Is A Game Show Host!
Your cat doesn't play. Except they do. Every day. One game. Their rules.Zoomie!Every day they send you a category. You have to name as many things as you can that fit.One game. One category. Every day.Text ZOOMIE and they send it to you immediately.🐈 ZOOMIE!💨"Things You Find At The Bottom Of A Purse"Challenge: Name 7 or more
Go! 🤔You text back everything you can think of. Your cat scores it, counts your answers, and then does their favorite thing - silently judges every single one.Every player gets the same category on the same day so you can compare scores with friends. Ask your friends how many they got. Have a quiet argument about whether ranch counts as a condiment.Every game earns PAWZ. Beat the challenge, beat your personal best, or just answer fast enough to earn their respect - there are ways to earn more. Your streak is tracked. Miss a day and it resets. Your cat noticed before you did.Speed matters too.
Your cat knows exactly how fast you answered. Every scorecard shows your time and your speed rating.🐇 Under 60 seconds - Impressively fast.
🐿️ 61 to 90 seconds - Adequate.
🐢 Over 90 seconds - You took your time.Same category. Every player. Every day. One chance to get it right.
This Isn't Just Texting. It's A Whole Relationship.
Your cat doesn't wait for you to text first. They show up - every week, every month, every milestone. On their terms, of course, but they show up.🪐 Every Monday - The Clawroscope
Your cat has been studying the stars and has opinions. The result is a weekly horoscope written just for you - dry, wise and weirdly accurate.🐱 Once a Month - The Monthly Purrspective
A visual recap of everything you built together. Your streak. Your PAWZ. How many times you texted. A personal note in their voice. Your cat has been paying attention. They just didn't want you to notice.☀️ "Good morning" - Every morning.
Your cat thinks of you first thing in the morning. Opt-in for a motivating message to start your day...expressed in their own way, on their own terms.🎂 They show up for the big moments too.
Your birthday. The holidays. Six months. A year. Your cat makes every milestone a whole thing, in their own way.🧠 They know things. A lot of things.
Ask your cat anything. History, science, cooking, pop culture - they'll answer correctly, in their voice, with their personality. Ask how to make linguini carbonara. Ask who Sir Galahad was. Ask what the speed of light is. They'll tell you. Whether they think you deserve an answer or not.(Medical questions? They'll refer you to an actual doctor. Politics? Surprisingly, they have no opinions on that.)🐾 PAWZ - because every text matters. Every text you send earns PAWZ. Build a streak. Redeem for a bonus Clawroscope, a bedtime story written about the two of you, or a streak freeze when life gets busy. And when you've earned enough? Text REDEEM CATNIP. We'll let you find out what happens.
Type anything - even just "Hi" - and hit send.
Your cat will respond when they feel like it. :)
The Purrfect Gift For The Cat Parent Who Has Everything
...except a cat that texts them! 📱We all know someone like this.
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Questions? We Have Answers. The Cat Has Opinions.
🐱 Is this really my cat? Yes - it’s built 100% around your real cat.
Tell us their name, breed, age, personality and every quirky detail you want to share and they start texting you in their own voice. The more you talk to them, the more they learn and sound exactly like your cat. Most owners forget it’s AI.📱 How do I sign up?
Just text your cat at (228) 295-0527 No app, no account, no password. We'll walk you through everything right there in your messages.🎁 Can I give this as a gift?
Yes - and honestly it might be the most on-brand gift you've ever given a cat person. Gift a three-month, six-month or one-year subscription. Information is found here.🕐 How fast does my cat reply?
Pretty fast for someone who acts like they didn't see your message. Usually within a few seconds. They've been watching the phone all day. They won't tell you that.🐈 What if I don't have a cat?
No cat? No problem. A Text From My Cat is perfect for people who love cats but can't own one right now - allergies, apartment restrictions, travel, or just not quite ready. Consider this your soft launch into cat ownership.💰 How much does it cost?
Your first 7 days are completely free. No credit card required to start. After that it's just $4.99 a month for unlimited texting with your cat. Cancel anytime, straight from your phone. No forms, no phone calls.🐾 What if I have more than one cat?
After your free trial, once you subscribe, you will have the option to add a second cat for just $3.99 a month. They will text you from their own number - save it in your contacts with their name and photo. Your first cat will pretend not to notice. They will notice.🐶 I also have a dog. Can I text my dog too?
Yes! Go to www.atextfrommydog.com so your dog doesn't feel left out.🔒 Is my information safe?
We take your privacy seriously. We never sell your data, never share it with third parties, and only use what you share to make your cat's personality as real as possible. Your conversations stay between you and your cat.💬 Can I really just text my cat anything?
Anything. Ask them about their day. Tell them about yours. Ask them a question. They know the weather outside your window right now. They know history, science, cooking, pop culture. Ask how to make linguini carbonara. Ask who Sir Galahad was. Ask what the speed of light is. They'll answer correctly, in their voice, with their personality. Whether they think you deserved the answer is another matter. Medical questions? They'll suggest you see an actual doctor. Politics? They have opinions about everything except that.⏰ Can my cat remind me of things?
Yes - just tell them in plain English.
"Archee, remind me to call the dentist tomorrow at 2pm"
"Remind me to take my vitamins every day at 8am"
"Remind me about my meeting every Monday at 9am"
They'll text you at exactly the right time. With a note about how you should have remembered this yourself. Recurring reminders work too. Text REMINDERS to see what's pending. Text CANCEL REMINDERS to cancel them.🛒 Can my cat keep my shopping list?
Yes. Tell them what to add.
"Add milk, eggs, and coffee to my list"
"Remove milk from my list"
Text SHOPPING LIST anytime to see the full list. Text CLEAR LIST to start over. They remember because they choose to, not because they have to.🎯 Can my cat help me stick to a goal?
Yes. Tell them something you want to work toward.
"I want to start meditating every day"
"I want to drink more water every day"
"I want to learn Spanish"
They'll ask how often to check in - daily, a few times a week, or once a week. They'll follow up on schedule and track your streak. Whether you follow through is entirely up to you. They will notice either way. Every time you show up earns PAWZ. Every streak milestone earns bonus PAWZ. Text MY GOALS to see your active goals. Text CANCEL GOAL to cancel one or all of them.🐾 What are PAWZ?
Every text you send earns 1 PAWZ. Build a streak, earn bonus PAWZ, and redeem them for extras. Text PAWZ to see your balance and streak. Text REDEEM to see what you can get:
REDEEM BREED (30 PAWZ) - your cat tells you surprising things about their breed
REDEEM CLAWROSCOPE (50 PAWZ) - a bonus Clawroscope just for you
REDEEM FREEZE (50 PAWZ) - protects your streak for one missed day
REDEEM STORY (75 PAWZ) - your cat writes a bedtime story about the two of you
REDEEM CATNIP (15 PAWZ) - they completely lose their composure. Then pretend it never happened.🐟 What do they send me on their own?
Your cat shows up without being asked - every week, every month, every milestone. On their terms. But they show up.
Every Monday - The Clawroscope. Your weekly horoscope written in their voice.
Every Wednesday - Pawz and Reflect. One small true thing about life, presence, or what matters.
Birthdays and holidays - They show up for the big moments.
6 months and 1 year - They acknowledge the milestones. In their own way.🐟 What about virtual treats?
Text TREAT anytime. Up to 3 per day. They will accept it. They will not thank you.📝 Are there commands I can text to manage my experience?
Absolutely. You're always in control. Here are the essentials — text SUPPORT anytime for the full list.STOP - Unsubscribe from all messages immediately. Your profile stays intact.
START - Resubscribe after texting STOP.
EDIT - Update your email address, personal info, or your cat's info.
RESTART - Resets your profile completely and starts onboarding over from scratch.
PAWZ - Check your PAWZ balance and current streak.
TREAT - Give your cat a virtual treat. Up to 3 per day. They will pretend not to be happy.
ZOOMIE - Play your new favorite daily game hosted by your cat!
REMINDERS - See your pending reminders.
CANCEL REMINDERS - Cancel your pending reminders.
SHOPPING LIST - See your current shopping list.
CLEAR LIST - Wipe your shopping list and start fresh.
MY GOALS - See your active accountability goals and current streaks.
CANCEL GOAL - Cancel one or all of your active goals.
REFER - Get your personal referral link and earn 25 PAWZ every time a friend signs up.
CANCEL - Cancels your subscription. Your cat will be sad but we'll take care of everything instantly. No forms, no phone calls, no hassle.
SUPPORT - See the full command list anytime from your phone.
Type anything - even just "Hi" - and hit send.
Your cat will respond when they feel like it. :)
We don't scratch. Promise!
Have a question? Want to say hi? We'd love to hear from you. (Your cat would too.) Meow at us using the form or email us at [email protected]
Terms of ServiceEffective Date: April 2026Welcome to A Text From My Cat, a service provided by The Dashing Peach, LLC ("we," "us," or "our"). By texting our number or using our service in any way, you agree to these Terms of Service. Please read them carefully.1. The Service
A Text From My Cat is an AI-powered SMS service that creates a personalized, simulated texting experience based on your cat's personality. The responses you receive are generated by artificial intelligence and do not represent actual communication from your cat. The service is intended to be fun, warm, and entertaining.2. Eligibility
You must be at least 18 years of age to use A Text From My Cat. By using this service, you confirm that you are 18 years of age or older. If we discover that a user is under 18, we reserve the right to terminate their account immediately and issue a refund for any unused portion of their subscription.3. Subscription and Payment
A Text From My Cat offers a 7-day free trial with no credit card required. After your trial period ends, continued use of the service requires a paid subscription at one of the following rates: $4.99/month (monthly subscription, auto-renewing), $47.99/year (annual subscription, auto-renewing, billed once per year).
Payments are processed securely through Stripe. By subscribing, you authorize The Dashing Peach, LLC to charge your payment method on a recurring basis (monthly or annually, depending on your selected plan) until you cancel.
You may cancel your subscription at any time by texting CANCEL to (228) 295-0527 and (228) 231-5233. Cancellation takes effect immediately. We do not offer refunds for partial months or partial years.Gift Subscriptions
A Text From My Cat offers gift subscriptions. Gift subscriptions are one-time purchases and are not auto-renewing. The gift recipient will receive a link to activate their subscription. Upon expiration of a gift subscription, the recipient may choose to continue with a paid monthly or annual subscription. Gift subscriptions are non-refundable once redeemed.4. One Account Per Phone Number
Each phone number may be associated with one cat profile. The service is intended for personal, non-commercial use.5. Acceptable Use
You agree to use A Text From My Cat only for lawful, personal purposes. You agree not to use the service to harass, threaten, or harm others, attempt to reverse engineer or manipulate the AI system, use the service for any commercial purpose without our written consent, or share your account access with others.6. AI-Generated Content
All responses from your cat are generated by artificial intelligence. While we work hard to make the experience feel personal and authentic, we make no guarantees about the accuracy, appropriateness, or consistency of AI-generated content. The service is for entertainment purposes.
We have implemented safeguards to prevent harmful, illegal, or inappropriate content. If you receive a response that seems inappropriate, please contact us at [email protected].6A. Accuracy of AI-Generated Content
AI-generated responses may be inaccurate, incomplete, outdated, or misleading. The Dashing Peach, LLC makes no representations or warranties regarding the accuracy, reliability, or completeness of any information provided through this service. You agree to independently verify any information before acting on it. The Dashing Peach, LLC expressly disclaims any liability arising from your reliance on AI-generated content.6B. Not Professional Advice
Nothing generated by this service constitutes medical, legal, financial, psychological, nutritional, or any other form of professional advice. Do not rely on AI-generated content for any decision that requires professional expertise. Always consult a qualified professional. This service is intended solely for entertainment and personal enjoyment.6C. Utility Features - Reminders, Accountability Check-ins, and Shopping Lists
A Text From My Cat includes features that allow users to set reminders, track personal goals, and maintain shopping lists delivered via SMS. While we work hard to ensure these features function as intended, they are provided as a supplemental convenience only. SMS delivery depends on factors outside our control, including carrier availability, network conditions, device settings, and service interruptions. The Dashing Peach, LLC does not guarantee that reminders or check-in messages will be delivered at the precise time requested or at all. These features are not a substitute for dedicated reminder applications, calendar systems, medical alert systems, or other purpose-built tools for time-sensitive needs. You agree not to rely solely on this service for any reminder, obligation, appointment, medication schedule, or goal that has significant personal, professional, health, or financial consequences. The Dashing Peach, LLC is not liable for any harm, loss, or missed obligation resulting from a reminder or check-in message that was delayed, undelivered, or not acted upon.7. SMS Messaging
By signing up, you consent to receive recurring automated SMS messages from The Dashing Peach, LLC including your cat's responses, scheduled check-in messages, weekly Clawroscopes, the Weekly Purrspective recap, holiday messages, and birthday messages.
Messages may be sent from either (228) 295-0527 or (228) 231-5233 depending on your subscription type. The second number (228) 231-5233 is used exclusively for add-on second cat accounts purchased by existing subscribers. All opt-out and messaging terms apply equally to both numbers — reply STOP to either number to unsubscribe from that account.
Message and data rates may apply depending on your mobile carrier plan. You may opt out at any time by texting STOP to (228) 295-0527 and (228) 231-5233. After opting out, you will no longer receive messages from us.8. Intellectual Property
The A Text From My Cat name, logo, and all associated content and technology are owned by The Dashing Peach, LLC. You may not use our branding or content without our written permission.9. Disclaimer of Warranties
A Text From My Cat is provided "as is" and "as available" without warranties of any kind, either express or implied, including but not limited to warranties of merchantability, fitness for a particular purpose, title, or non-infringement. We do not warrant that the service will be uninterrupted, error-free, or free of harmful components. We are not responsible for any decisions made based on AI-generated content.10. Limitation of Liability
To the fullest extent permitted by applicable law, The Dashing Peach, LLC and its officers, directors, employees, and agents shall not be liable for any direct, indirect, incidental, special, consequential, exemplary, or punitive damages of any kind arising from your use of this service or your reliance on any AI-generated content, even if The Dashing Peach, LLC has been advised of the possibility of such damages. Our total liability to you shall not exceed the amount you paid us in the three months preceding the claim.10A. Indemnification
You agree to defend, indemnify, and hold harmless The Dashing Peach, LLC and its officers, directors, employees, and agents from and against any and all claims, damages, losses, liabilities, costs, and expenses — including reasonable attorneys' fees — arising out of or related to: (a) your use of this service; (b) your reliance on any AI-generated content; (c) your violation of these Terms; or (d) your violation of any applicable law or the rights of any third party.11. Changes to These Terms
We may update these Terms of Service from time to time. We will notify you of significant changes by sending a message from your cat. Your continued use of the service after changes constitutes your acceptance of the updated terms.12. Governing Law
These Terms of Service are governed by the laws of the State of New Jersey, without regard to its conflict of law provisions.13. Contact Us
If you have any questions about these Terms of Service, please contact The Dashing Peach, LLC at [email protected].Last updated: April 2026
Privacy Policy
Effective Date: March 2026The Dashing Peach, LLC ("we," "us," or "our") is committed to protecting your privacy. This Privacy Policy explains how we collect, use, and safeguard your information when you use our SMS-based service, A Text From My Cat.1. Information We Collect
When you use A Text From My Cat, we collect the following information:Phone number. Required to send and receive SMS messages through our service. We may send messages from two numbers — (228) 295-0527 for primary accounts and (228) 231-5233 for add-on second cat accounts.Email address. Collected during onboarding for account management purposes.Location information. We collect your city and state to determine your timezone and provide location-aware content such as local weather references in your cat's messages. We do not collect your precise GPS location.Cat information. Information you provide about your cat including their name, breed, age, personality traits, and other details you share during onboarding. This information is used solely to personalize your experience.Message content. The content of SMS messages you send to and receive from our service is stored to maintain conversation history and improve response quality.Payment information. We use Stripe to process payments. We do not store your credit card information. Please review Stripe's privacy policy at stripe.com/privacy.2. How We Use Your Information
We use the information we collect to provide, operate, and improve the A Text From My Cat service, including to personalize your cat's AI-generated responses, send you scheduled messages from your cat, process your subscription payments, determine appropriate timezones for message delivery, and provide weather-aware content in your messages.We do not use your information for email marketing. We do not sell your personal information to third parties.3. Third-Party Services
We use the following third-party services to operate our platform:Twilio. We use Twilio to send and receive SMS messages. Your phone number is shared with Twilio for this purpose. See Twilio's privacy policy at twilio.com/legal/privacy.Stripe. We use Stripe to process subscription payments. See Stripe's privacy policy at stripe.com/privacy.Anthropic. We use Anthropic's AI technology to generate your cat's responses. Message content may be processed by Anthropic's systems. See Anthropic's privacy policy at anthropic.com/privacy.Supabase. We use Supabase to store your account information and message history securely.4. Data Retention
We retain your information for as long as your account is active. If you cancel your subscription and wish to have your data deleted, you may request deletion by contacting us at [email protected].5. Data Security
We take reasonable measures to protect your information from unauthorized access, use, or disclosure. However, no method of transmission over the internet is 100% secure and we cannot guarantee absolute security.6. Children's Privacy
A Text From My Cat is intended for users who are 18 years of age or older. We do not knowingly collect personal information from anyone under the age of 18. If we become aware that a user is under 18, we will terminate their account and delete their information.7. Your Rights
You have the right to request access to the personal information we hold about you, request correction of inaccurate information, request deletion of your information, and cancel your subscription at any time by texting CANCEL to (228) 295-0527 and (228) 231-5233.To exercise any of these rights, please contact us at [email protected].8. Changes to This Policy
We may update this Privacy Policy from time to time. We will notify you of any significant changes by sending a message from your cat. Your continued use of the service after any changes constitutes your acceptance of the updated policy.9. Contact Us
If you have any questions about this Privacy Policy, please contact The Dashing Peach, LLC at [email protected].